Newsflash: Branson To Launch Big Flare
Friday September 7, 2007
After finally realizing that Google satellite images are years old and not real-time, Richard Branson is not giving up on finding Steve Fossett. Today he announced that he is going to invent and launch the world’s biggest flare to illuminate the night sky so that the search can continue.
“Prepare to be blinded by science!”, Branson declared when announcing his plans today.
Dubbed “Virgin Firelight” the flare will then be sold to big Hollywood types who can afford a $150,000 per shot flare to keep the local wildlife away from their big Montana ranches.
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